You’re Fired: Tales from Our Pre-Comedy Careers

The Really Very Crunchy Podcast

Emily & Jason Morrow

Kids & Family, Parenting

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

We have had some questionable job titles—and even more questionable exits. This week, they’re digging into their work histories to bring you tales from their younger, much less public days. Jason spills the tea about life as a convenience store clerk, and the chaos of being a trash man. Emily reveals the dark secrets of working at Subway—spoiler: you can steal anything but the bread and cookies. They both tell about their woes of being fired or "not asked back." From bizarre bosses to cringe-worthy mistakes, this episode will (hopefully) have you laughing. Hope you enjoy this one - it's as juicy as a footlong with extra sauce! Check out our holiday gift guide! https://www.reallyverycrunchy.com/giftguide2024 We're going on tour with 1000 Hours Outside! https://signup.e2ma.net/signup/2008113/1789559/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Winter can be tough. Cold weather, dry air, and all those winter illnesses make it a challenging season. That dry air alone can cause so much discomfort.
0:09.9	Stuffy noses, dry skin, chap lips, even nosebleeds. I use Vicks cool relief humidifier. Did you know that keeping indoor humidity levels between 40 and 60% can help with congestion, coughing, and even dry,
0:22.4	itchy skin. That's why I love the VIX Cool Relief humidifier. Plus, the humidifier is so easy to use.
0:28.4	It has a large 1.2 gallon tank with a 180-degree rotating nozzle to direct the mist, and it's
0:34.7	filter-free. The wide tank opening makes it super easy to keep clean
0:38.6	and refill. It's inevitable for us when the winter weather hits that we reach for our VIX
0:43.0	humidifier. Whether I'm sleeping or working around the house, the humidifier makes the air so much
0:47.6	more comfortable. If you're tired of the effects of winter air, I can't recommend the VIX's
0:52.1	cool relief humidifier enough. Find the VIX cool relief on
0:55.6	Amazon. There's a special offer on Amazon on the VIX Cool Relief Humidifier where you can get 20% off
1:01.3	your purchase. Just go to Amazon.com and search VIX V-U-L-600 Cool Relief Humidifier. It has a blue tank
1:09.5	with a white in the center.
1:13.1	Be sure to click the coupon to get the discount.
1:15.3	You need this for wintertime comfort.
1:18.0	You're listening to the really very crunchy podcast.
1:19.3	With Jason.
1:20.6	And Emily.
1:22.0	Wait, you kind of... I thought we were going in different...
1:24.7	No, I decided just to throw my name in there as the first one to see if, you know, I can hold the star power.
1:31.7	I've been number two for too long, Emily.
1:34.0	You can have it.
1:34.9	No, I don't want it. I don't want it.
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