4.9 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 14 May 2019
⏱️ 48 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, it's Lucas. |
0:05.0 | And I'm Jacob. |
0:07.0 | Broke the four-hose podcast. |
0:12.0 | Welcome back to the number one podcast in the United States, according to Wippy Goldberg. |
0:17.0 | Bros. before Hose, starring Lucas Crookshink and Jacob Crookshink. |
0:21.0 | And yet, starting today, Jacob isn't going by Jacob Crookshink anymore because he's changed his identity. |
0:28.0 | Because you know that I turned 18 in March. |
0:32.0 | And when you turn 18, you get a couple of newfound freedoms, including getting mail. |
0:38.0 | So I changed my last name to my partners last name. |
0:42.0 | I'm not going to say whether my partners last name because who knows. |
0:49.0 | Maybe it's an animal and I don't want that to be in the end or not. |
0:53.0 | So this has been a minute into the podcast and so far it's all been lies. |
0:57.0 | Sorry, guys. |
0:58.0 | You know, we just all are about the pranks, you know, like, yeah. |
1:02.0 | When you talked about mirroring someone, it made me think of if you are, if you're on the notification squad on my YouTube channel, you might have watched the video that I uploaded this past week called this girl is attracted to the Eiffel Tower. |
1:15.0 | And it basically was me commenting on a Tyra Banks episode where she interviews this girl who's attracted to the Eiffel Tower. |
1:21.0 | And I deleted it because I was like, I don't want to make fun of like, like, no, I was I was just I even said in the video, I'm like, I don't care if you're attracted to objects, but it is an actual sexuality. |
1:30.0 | So I deleted it. |
1:31.0 | And then also I'm just scared of the girl because like she's so scary. |
1:34.0 | Oh, yeah, because I watched the video. |
1:37.0 | And it was a good video. But yeah, Tyra Banks was no rat tower banks. |
1:42.0 | The goal she was interviewing was just being like, well, and like, I'm okay if you're merely 10 object. |
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