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This is LBC from Global, leading Britain's conversation, Mystery Hour with James O'Brien.

Oh, four minutes after 12, and it is indeed Thursday, and it is mystery hour.

Your weekly opportunity to achieve the sort of satisfaction,

not ordinarily available anywhere else on your radio dial.

So if you've got a question that needs an answer, you know what to do.

If you hear somebody else ask a question to which you happen to know the answer,

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I will take a moment because the period of lockdown has seen an awful lot of people

discovering this program

or being able to listen to it more often than they can during more time.

So I will take a moment today just to run you through the rubric of this feature,

which is designed mostly for fun,

albeit that it ends up being quite enlightening and informative.

Please don't think that it's po-faced or in any way too serious.

We even have comedy sound effects.

That should make it clear.

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