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I'm annoyed. I'll share that. I'll share that with the class. Don't mind if I do.

I'm so annoyed. By the way, I'm sorry. If there's anything wrong with the sound quality.

If there's some white noise in the background or whatever it may be, I don't know what to say to you.

I have nothing to say because I've been having issues with this microphone all day.

And trying to figure them out, trying to Google things, ending up on reddit.com, adjusting settings, just trying all sorts of things.

Because there is, there is sort of a technical aspect to podcasting where you have to, you have to sort of use technology.

And that's the part where I'm out. That's just something I don't try to participate in at all.

I plug my microphone in. I hope for the best. I leave it up to God.

But then I had just so many issues today. Well, God had so many issues with me, I suppose.

I must have been out there sinning. I bet I was. I've been a bad girl.

And it made me realize, and I'm really giving it to gender stereotypes here. It made me realize why so many men have a podcast.

Not that men are smarter than women, because I don't think knowing technology makes you smart at all.

I think it means you have too much time on your hands.

But really, only men would care about some stupid shit like, I would just this setting and put in this many HZs.

Ugh, horrid. That a horrid experience with technology today.

You know what bothers me about technology? Is that it doesn't work?

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