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Opening Arguments

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🗓️ 29 May 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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0:00.0	Oh, no associate of this firm has ever failed the bar exam.
0:05.0	No kidding.
0:08.0	I just know that you were going to kick that bar's butt out of here, you know?
0:18.0	You come in here with a skull full of mush, you leave thinking like a lawyer.
0:31.4	My staff has flunked the bar exam six times.
0:37.1	You graduated from law school six years ago.
0:39.2	What have you been doing since?
0:40.3	Studying for the bar.
0:46.9	Hello and welcome to opening arguments.
0:49.2	It's Wednesday night.
0:51.7	It's Thursday probably.
0:53.4	And that means it is time for another practice. Bar exam question. That's right. It's Thursday probably. And that means it is time for another practice. Bar exam
0:56.9	question. That's right. It's Thomas takes the bar exam number 71. That means we're going to get the
1:01.0	answer to question 70. Last week's question and a new fresh question 71. Let's see how I did. Let's see
1:07.0	how you all did. And we'll get to Heather Veronini in a moment. But first, I'm Thomas.
1:11.8	That over there is Lydia.
1:12.7	How are you doing?
1:13.2	Hi, I am doing pretty well.
1:15.5	I've been coming up for air from our Gabble Gabble content.
1:18.8	Yeah, this week we're not all bantered out.
1:21.0	We're freshly ready to banter.
1:22.9	In fact, we're ready to banter extra because we were so practiced. Like we bantered so much last week.
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