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Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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4.8 • 816 Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Michaelangelo shares a segment in which Joe Getty talks about dealing with the passing of a beloved goldfish.

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0:00.0	Happy Friday. It's Michelangelo. Hmm, do they always float like that? It's time for one more thing.
0:07.4	Armstrong and Getty. One more thing.
0:14.7	All right. Those of you that joined me last week, remember Joe telling the story about the woman who was infatuated
0:22.8	with his goldfish Erica. So that story was in 2016. Now let's move forward to 2017.
0:34.7	And unfortunately, Erica is no longer with us.
0:39.2	Or is she?
0:40.5	Well, let's just let Joe tell the story.
0:43.0	Gladys, take me to 2017.
0:49.7	Mentioned through the years a number of times, Erica, the world's oldest birthday party goldfish.
0:55.4	12 years old, as of recent days.
0:59.3	According to one listener, he had a 16-year-old goldfish, but I've attempted to document that fish's age, and I believe it to be a fraud, a fraudulent fish.
1:06.9	Didn't have a long-form birth certificate.
1:08.6	That's right, exactly.
1:10.5	So how did you get the goldfish again?
1:12.8	Delaney May, when she was in first grade, went to a birthday party for a friend whose name I have long since forgotten.
1:21.0	And they gave away goldfish?
1:23.0	Yeah, I can't remember why or how.
1:25.1	Don't send my kid home with living beings.
1:27.4	Was a live animal.
1:29.7	Honey, why the beaver?
1:32.3	It's Jimmy's birthday.
1:34.1	I once went to a birthday party, and they were giving away donkeys.
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