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Run That Prank

You Prayed For A Job

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Fool #1's job offer seems too good to be true. Could there be a morality issue or nah?

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:05.2

Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.

0:10.5

And the subject is, when I want it, he doesn't.

0:13.6

When I want it, he doesn't.

0:15.9

Okay, that's pretty self-explanatory right there.

0:18.2

But we'll get into it in just a few because right now

0:21.8

it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. What you got for is Knav.

0:26.5

You prayed for a job. You prayed for a job. You bowed your head and you prayed for a job,

0:35.5

and here it is. We're going to give you a job. Catdog, if you would, she prayed for a job and here it is. We're going to give you a job.

0:38.1

Catdog, if you would, she prayed for a job.

0:44.2

Hello, I'm trying to reach a Carolyn, please.

0:47.7

This is Carolyn.

0:48.7

Hi, Carolyn.

0:49.3

Listen, my name is Lawrence.

0:50.7

Lawrence.

0:51.3

I actually go to the same church you do.

0:53.5

I saw you last Sunday where

0:55.5

you stood up in the church and I heard that you were talking about you were going through some bad

1:00.1

times well your job supposedly got rid of the department that you were in and you was now seeking

1:07.5

a new type of work am I right yes just just just work period because you're looking for a new occupation, and I was there when you asked everybody to pray for you. Yes. Have you found anything yet? Mm-mm, I haven't. I've been praying. We prayed again today. I ask for the church's prayers again today, and I know everything's going to work out because, you know, he said you take one step. He's going to take two. That's right. So I'm clapping, and I know it's going to happen. I know. Well, listen, I think I may be able to be of some help to you. I actually own my own company, and I'm thinking that you could be the perfect person for a position that I have available. Now, what type of work were you doing in the past?

1:46.6

Give me some of your job qualifications.

1:48.1

Oh, I'm executive secretary, administrative assistance, anything like that.

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