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The JTrain Podcast

You Only Get One First Time Having Sex (@gabrus)

The JTrain Podcast

Jared Freid

Comedy, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews

4.84.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Comic Jon Gabrus joins Jared on this week's Tuesday episode of The JTrain Podcast, to read your emails and answer questions about guys not wanting to Facetime, seeing a guy who won't have sex, and dating someone who lies about their porn-watching habits. Check it out and Enjoy!

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By: Jared Freid

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Jack, right now.

0:28.4

Welcome to the J Train Podcasts, a J Train Jared Freed company alive from the quarantine cabin on the Lower East Side of Manhattan.

0:36.4

We are here Monday through Friday with your emails or stories or questions.

0:39.4

I say it every episode. Let me say it again. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for listening. Thank you for telling a friend. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

0:46.4

That's how it all works. You tell a friend, a coworker, a brother, a sister, a mama, a papa, anyone with ears.

0:52.4

And then they do the same thing. And then we're all tickling each other's nuts. You tickle my nuts. They tickle your nuts. We tickle the sponsors nuts.

1:02.4

Everyone's nuts are getting touched. That's what it's all about. Just a cool sensation down your spine.

1:10.4

We did the beach by happy hour last night. What a time. What a pleasure. Thank you all to the people who came. I don't know what that becomes.

1:20.4

We're going to figure it out. I think maybe like doing like holiday specials, maybe moving it to a Sunday. Now that people are allowed outside in the wild.

1:29.4

We're going to figure something out because I do love and enjoy doing it. And it like all the feedback is amazingly positive and seems to come from a place of like wanting more.

1:40.4

So but my DMs are open. Let me know what you think and what night of the week might work best in a post quarantine world. Also for those of you that love my

1:54.4

Tarkudari reviews. The board Lord has come out with some t-shirts. That's right. It's on my Instagram right now. I am obsessed with these t-shirts.

2:07.4

Board Lord t-shirts. Go check them out. They're on like they're a higher end. It's a higher end product. We're on starter shirts.

2:17.4

It's it's it's you know the other shirts are on just the regular. These are like you know you wear these to a formal event. So I'm very excited about today's guest new to the podcast.

2:28.4

Give it up for John Gabress. Thank you for coming on John. Oh please. Thank you for having me with your outfit and volume. I feel like I tuned into like some losers college sports show that he hosts from his house.

2:41.4

That is exactly what this is. For the listeners. Texas A&M is gonna be good this season. We're gonna have a new another Johnny Man's L season. I don't care what you think. I I went I did this.

2:57.4

I hosted the Snapchat show and it was a game show and one of the we did three seasons and then one of the seasons they're like let's do it from college football tailgates. So I got 14 weeks at different schools that I never would have gone to.

3:12.4

So everywhere I go I bought something just to like you know commemorate the trip. And then I'll wear this shit and it's like I have people like like with this is a Texas A&M shirt they're like whoa gigum gigum.

3:26.4

And I'm like I don't know what you're talking about. And then like they're like and then like the weird part is that people comment they'll go I didn't know you were an Aggie. I was like you don't need a fucking diploma to buy the shirt.

3:44.4

Anyone can buy it. You know what I mean. Are you when people wear FDNY T shirts? No one's like you're a firefighter. Up top brother. It's like I bought this at a fundraiser.

3:58.4

Thank you for your service man. I'm not going to live in in my right 9-11 right we hated that. It's like okay man.

4:06.4

Man you took it was a quick trip to 9-11 with John Gabris. I'm very excited to have you know there's some guests where I just assume we're going to hit it off right away. I think you're one of those guests.

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