You Might Have 9 Million In Your Attic

Opie Radio

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3.6 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Opie sobs over his shredded baseball card and some genius finds Superman #1 worth NINE MILLION DOLLARS in his attic—meanwhile Sting’s supposedly banging for eight straight hours like a tantric god. We savage childhood trauma, garbage moms, flat-earth lunatics, and why broke kids now let AI diagnose their ass warts. Savage laughs, zero filter—go raid your parents’ crap before they burn the only thing that could’ve saved you.

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0:24.5	The home of every kind of Christmas.
0:27.4	The home of homes.
0:30.0	From school plays to work parties, there's lots to do, so get festive ready all in one place
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0:44.5	Discover hosting heroes, gifting grates and all the trimmings for however you'd like to celebrate at your local Dunelm.
0:51.1	Or online at Dunalm.com.
1:01.6	The home of every kind of Christmas. Denalm or online at denalm.com the home of every kind of Christmas denalm the home of homes from school plays to work parties there's lots to do so get festive ready all in one place with denalm the home of
1:06.5	every kind of Christmas get ready for making treats with our range of bakeware and festive serving sets.
1:14.6	Discover hosting heroes, gifting grates and all the trimmings for however you like to celebrate at your local Dunelm or online at Danam.com.
1:24.5	The home of every kind of Christmas.
1:27.6	The Home of Homes. My. Denal, the home of homes.
1:30.2	My hooteman is way off the chart today.
1:33.2	He's in North California.
1:36.6	Excuse me.
1:37.6	He goes into his attic.
1:38.8	He goes, what's this?
1:41.3	What's this in this box?
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