Sarah celebrates her spiritually mid twenties plus half birthday (so....she's twelve?) by taking an afternoon sprint aboard Richard "Dick" Branson's nearly-private cruise ship with a close circle of several thousand friends-of. After launching a Knives Out style investigation into who needs to be thrown into prison/time out for writing that mean age 'joke' on Adriana's cake, she realizes the next best thing is focusing an AG kiki entirely on Miami (shoutout Kiki!). It's what this franchise deserves, and Sarah has some thoughts: Larsa and Lisa's peace treaty, Guerdy's therapy journey (learning to define and process trauma and feelings long ago internalized), the way Miami (and Salt Lake, happy premiere day!) have historically done the absolute best Housewivesian storytelling, Adriana's soup analogy on the after show (Larsa is the punch line, not the soup itself!), Alexia and Marysol's Trojan Housewife/twin disconnection, and more. Stephanie's private jet was mentioned zero times, best/worst news of the day depending on if you are a Bravo viewer or a literal airplane- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 712!

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Highlighted Organizations Supporting Civilians in Israel and Gaza:

Women Wage Peace: Women Wage Peace is the largest grassroots peace movement in Israel whose purpose is to promote a political agreement, involving women in the process. Today the movement has more than 44,000 members. 

NewGround: a Muslim-Jewish Partnership for Change: NewGround envisions an America where Muslims and Jews and others, both secular and religious, model lasting partnerships and engagement in authentic communication and mutual cooperation. The organization empowers Muslims, Jews and allies to bridge divisions and leverage shared values to strengthen our communities and our fragile democracy. 

Standing Together: Standing Together  is a progressive grassroots movement mobilizing Jewish and Palestinian citizens of Israel against the occupation and for peace, equality, and social justice. We know that the majority have far more in common than that which sets us apart and only a tiny minority benefits from the status quo. The future that we want — peace and independence for Israelis and Palestinians, full equality for everyone in this land, and true social, economic, and environmental justice — is possible.

Solutions Not Sides: Solutions Not Sides has been teaching skills of empathy, active listening, communication, critical thinking and conflict resolution through exploration of the Palestinian-Israeli conflict since 2010. Our programme is based on three key values: non-violence, equality for all, and the rejection of hatred.

Palestine Children's Relief Fund (PCRF): PCRF is the primary humanitarian organization in Palestine, delivering crucial and life-saving medical relief and humanitarian aid where it is needed most. Access to essential resources like food, clean water, and healthcare is severely limited. Urgent action is needed. With your support, we can continue this vital work, ensuring that the over one million children of Gaza receive the urgent care they need and deserve. https://www.pcrf.net/

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