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Run That Prank

You Married Your Brother

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2019

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

 How do you tell a couple that has been married 3 years that they are actually siblings?  All bad!

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Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today on this Friday subject. Show business isn't for everyone. Okay? All right. Just put it out there. It's not for everyone. Right now, Nephew is here with today's Frank phone call. What you got for us, Neff us now all right y'all got your seat

0:54.9

belts on yeah you ready I hear it is you married mm-hmm your brother

1:02.3

wow this is good this is good huh oh my goodness it happens sometimes me and fish it happens sometimes Carl my brother fish. No, it doesn't. It happens sometimes, Carl. My brother, fish. I'm going to tell you one more time. Here go to title one more time. You married. Your brother. In the words of you, Anthony, hug your brother. Hug you. Go out there and hug your brother. Shout out to a Jan LaVanzan. We love the girl. Cat dog, let's go. You hug you. I mean, you're married your brother. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach you. You are Carmen, please? This is she. Hi, Carmen. My name is Keith. Keith Bix. I'm calling you from Kuhu's Insurance Group.

1:45.7

Oh, hi. How are you?

1:42.9

Good. You and your husband, what is it, Harvey? Harvey, is that right? Yes, yes. It's Harvey. Okay. You guys actually put applications and actually went in and got your physicals done for life insurance, right? Yeah, yeah, that's correct. Okay, I actually am calling you from the insurance group.

3:57.7

I have you all's lab results and everything as far as your physicals and blood tests and things of that nature. Is there any way I could possibly talk to both of you guys at the same time, you and Harvey? Is that possible? Well, sure, he's at work right now, but I can get him on the phone. Okay. It would be kind of easy if I kind of explain everything to both you guys at the same time if that's okay. Okay. Is something wrong? No, nothing's wrong. I mean, I think I need to just try to bring a few things to you guys' attention, but I think, you know, after that it's pretty much you guys' decision on what you do, but I just wanted to let you know a few things about, you know, the results and things of that nature, life insurance, the whole nine yards, okay? Oh, okay. Well, hold on. Let me see if I can get them on the phone. Hello? Hey, babe. Hey, sweetheart. Look, I got the insurance people on the line. They want to, try to get both of us on the phone to talk to us about the insurance stuff. Oh, cool, cool, good, good. Hey, Harvey, how you doing? This is Keith from Keeke's insurance group. How are you? Hey, good. What happened to Keith? Good, good. I want to give you guys a call and kind of follow up. You guys did physicals and blood tests and the whole nine yards, and I want to give you guys a call. It's kind of better if I talk to both of you guys at the same time. So do you have a minute that we can actually use, kind of get some of this information out to you? I'm going to break'm good. Okay, great. First of all, we've gotten all your lab results back, everything, and I kind of got a few questions for you guys that I'm a little puzzled on. How long have you guys actually been married? Well, we've been together about three years. Okay, now, prior to being married three years, how long did you guys know each other before you got married? I would you say, baby, about five and a half, five, six years? Yeah, about six years. Okay. You guys have been knowing each other pretty close to nine years now? All together, yeah. Okay. Are you actually from the same hometown? You grew up in the same hometown? Yeah. Yeah, we grew up.

3:59.3

I mean, I'm sorry.

4:00.7

Is this question, I mean, is this about the insurance or?

4:03.9

Well, I mean, there's a few things that actually,

4:07.2

puzzling, Carmen, that we need to,

4:11.0

this is some news I actually didn't want to bring you guys

4:14.7

I mean we have to

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