Ladies and gentlemen, Harman Town is now in session.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Mayor of Harman Town, Dan Harman.

Thank you. Boy, what a show we have for you tonight.

We do have a pretty great show. What an important show. I mean, we got to do the most important thing at the top of it.

I don't know if it's like, but it's got to be dealt with immediately. We had a show. The last time we had a show, the feedback was, it was, it was voluminous.

Really? I wasn't here for that show, so I don't, I'm not caught up. Talk to me as if I'm a baby.

There was a problem unique to just societal groupings. It's a problem that, you know, how do you, how do you solve it?

We've been through this before Harman Town is supposed to be a tribe of misfits. We're going to colonize the moon. And so what do you do about your Adam Goldbergs?

Are they, are they mascots because they're the misfits of misfits? Or are they somehow an opportunity for us to prove that we too can rule the earth by, you know, we just crucify them.

And go and go like, yeah, no, we even, we have lines. Do I get to vote? I'm voting against that. I think, you know, I believe in open systems. I don't think the key and tumblr societies are going to ever evolve. I think you have to have one code.

And you have to be able to follow it no matter what. And our code is no one gets bullied. Everyone fits in. So then last, last show, like, like just from Twitter to Reddit and everywhere in between a lot of feedback about this guy's laugh.

Now we're going to, we're going to bring them up and put a face on this problem because I think I know I know the shaming way, just the shaming way at all the opposite. I want, I want to humanize this guy because I, I most of all just feel bad for him. I also then then second to that I feel bad for 30,000 people that.

That were like unprecedentedly distracted by this guy's life. It's a tough one because you want people to laugh, but then the laugh too much and you're like, all right, calm down.

If they're laugh, just hits that chimpanzee distress call. Frequency is it makes people go like, I'm glad he's having a good time, but no, I feel like a spotted leopard is tunting me.

I don't know is laugh is like a crying baby and an airplane for some people it's the difficult thing with this society, of course, this is the most difficult of all. What are we going to outlaw this guy's birth?

Tell him have less fun. Yeah, at that moment when you're least self conscious and full of joy, take it down and I.

Yeah. Then everything we say about the government up here, everything every time a cop stabs a guy, I know stab people. No, they just shoot them. I don't read the, well, they stab them with those, those knife flying knives that come out of the knife dispensers. Okay. Wait, you're thinking of scorpion from Mortal Kombat. Get over here. Yeah, actually stay there.

What was that what we're just scorpion is track of it. No, but it's interesting. You're saying that this is the forest. This is where the lioness and we can't, you know, if we introduce this law, then everything falls apart. Yeah, so yeah, all the things we make fun of governments and corporations for doing when they're like, oh, hey, everybody make up a new flavor of Mountain Dew just fun on fruit.

You know, and and and and fencing your humanity and you're not allowed to do this. You know, yeah, then it all breaks down with we are judged tonight as a tribe by how we treat laughing man.

The eyes of God are on us. And I don't know. I'm excited because I don't know what the answer is. No, except I know the first step is always communication.

Always like like like, you know, let's so if I assume he's willing to come up because he sounds like he's having a wonderful time.

Are you what is it? It's Doug, right? Okay, Doug is here. We put him in the front row away from the microphones tonight. Doug.

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