"You Made it Weird"

Hysteria

News, Society & Culture, Politics

4.7 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

This week Erin Ryan and Alyssa Mastromonaco reveal their pandemic crush. Hint: she’s the Prime Minister of New Zealand and her name is Jacinda Ardern. Wait is that how a hint works? Plus Twitter is now (sort of) fact checking the President, so Mark Zuckerberg can f*ck all the way off. Then Tien Tran joins to discuss our weirdest quarantine quirks. Finally, a new segment: I feel petty!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to hysteria, I'm Erin Ryan.
0:09.9	This week, Alyssa Mastermonico and Tian Tran join to ask the following questions.
0:14.5	What world leader who is crushing the pandemic, are we crushing on?
0:18.5	Should social media companies that do the bare minimum get applauded?
0:22.4	And why are we all obsessively vacuuming all of a sudden?
0:25.4	This and more right now.
0:35.6	From Facebook to Central Park to outer space, we have to quote the president, much very good
0:42.0	information for you today.
0:44.0	So I'm just going to get right to it.
0:46.0	To start, I'm going to call my friend former White House deputy chief of staff under President
0:49.6	Obama and Nancy Drew Scholar Alyssa Mastermonico.
0:55.4	Hey, is this my Ingles?
1:02.4	It's Caroline to you.
1:06.9	What's her maiden name?
1:07.9	What was my Ingles' maiden name?
1:09.6	That's a trivia question that I don't know the answer to.
1:11.7	No, but I'm going to find out, obviously.
1:13.8	Now I'm writing it down.
1:14.8	Okay.
1:15.8	We'll put it in the show notes.
1:17.5	I have a second question for you.
1:19.9	So for reasons that we'll take too long to explain, I was on, it was in a rabbit hole
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