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The Therapy Crouch

‘You Looked Like Grealish’s Dad’ Abbey and Peter’s Dubai Debrief

The Therapy Crouch

Therapy Crouch

Agony Aunt, Kids & Family, Society & Culture, Marriage, Relationships, Funny, Parenting, Relax, Sex, Mum, Abbey Clancy, Advice, Dad, Couples Therapy, Therapy, Partners, Comedy, Peter Crouch, Couples

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Blighty and giving their full Dubai debrief. 


In classic Abbey fashion, no time has been wasted and she has got right back on the horse, quite literally by making a rather pony purchase for her and the kids, which Pete has a rather surprising reaction too. 


We also hear about their recent antics at the waterpark, which Abbey found the courage to brave and we hear just why the big man could not resist that not-so-lazy river! 


In the weekly whine club, the gang addresses one of our listeners who is beginning to feel revolted by their partners hygiene habits as well as another listener whose Uber rating is driving her round the bend.]


Stay tuned for the end where Agony Ab where we have one of our favourite messages this year from an expectant mother who is forced to deal with her nosey, nerdy neighbours….


Enjoy this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch!


00:00 Intro

04:12 Life Aint No Romcom

10:07 Lovely, Lazy River

16:00 WOOF Day In The Office

20:24 Abbey Clancy, Masterchef

27:02 TAXI!

34:05 Dubai Debrief

41:27 Neigh To That

45:05 Agony Ab


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are doing the Dubai debrief. We talk about my uncanny resemblance to Jesus Christ.

1:15.2

I reveal my secret plans for moving off-grid.

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And stay tuned to the end as we give advice on how to handle

1:21.2

nerdy neighbors. Didn't you call like people in Chelsea like cappuccino one because of...

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Ping you from behind, straight up, right?

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But it's like a clonic irrigate.

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Scratch my eyeballs out.

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