You'll Always Have Chipper!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Episode #670: 2025, it's so on fleek! It’s New Year's Day! Krissy is sooooo hungover Brianna & Grace Everything’s Coldplay’s fault! Hawk Tuah Girl has disappeared Our smoke machine is working overtime again.. Football (barf -Christina) Krissy’s connection to “Penn” “Labroghini” It’s always Conyers! Chipper Jones x Bryan Green BEEF Eskimo Brothers Bryan & Krissy’s Central City Tavern days Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:22.0	Shopify is made for entrepreneurs like you.
0:24.5	Sign up for your $1 a month trial at Shopify.com slash setup.
0:30.1	New Year's resolution, drink less.
0:32.7	Oh, and quit smoking.
0:35.8	Oh, and keep New Year's resolutions. Oh.
0:39.4	And keep New Year's resolutions.
0:47.2	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:53.7	And Chipper came and we were all sitting in a booth and Chipper slid in and man was he miff. He was hot. He came in hot.
0:56.4	But at that time, nothing else, nothing was going on.
0:59.0	So the first thing that this young lady does is head to the bathroom.
1:02.8	So me and Chipper are there alone.
1:05.1	And I'm like, so, hey, Chip, what's going on?
1:07.9	And he's like, you tell me, bro.
1:12.6	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:17.9	You're pretty smoking crap cocaine.
1:20.9	Ah, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my
1:25.8	hungover friend, Chrissy. Best to you, Chrissy.
1:28.6	Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. I'm easing you in this time.
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