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The Commercial Break

You'll Always Have Chipper!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5757 Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Episode #670: 2025, it's so on fleek! It’s New Year's Day! Krissy is sooooo hungover Brianna & Grace Everything’s Coldplay’s fault! Hawk Tuah Girl has disappeared Our smoke machine is working overtime again.. Football (barf -Christina) Krissy’s connection to “Penn” “Labroghini” It’s always Conyers! Chipper Jones x Bryan Green BEEF Eskimo Brothers Bryan & Krissy’s Central City Tavern days Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

New Year's resolution, drink less.

0:02.6

Oh, and quit smoking.

0:05.6

Oh, and keep New Year's resolutions.

0:14.4

On this episode of the commercial break.

0:17.9

And Chipper came, and we were all sitting in a booth, and Chipper slid in, and man, was he Miff. Hot. He was hot. He came in hot. But at that time, nothing else, nothing was going on. So the first thing that this young lady does is head to the bathroom. So that me and Chipper are there alone. And I'm like, so,'s going on and he's like he's like you tell me bro

0:41.0

the next episode of the commercial break starts now you're probably smoking crap cocaine

0:50.7

oh yeah cats and kittens welcome back to the commercial break i'm brian. This is my hungover friend, Chrissy. Best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. I'm easing you in this time. Easing you in. So that when you wake up from your hangover, you don't feel terrible. I'm still drinking from the night before. I do. Look at you. You're a little drunky skunky. Chrissy's our little drunky skunky. Listen, every podcast needs one. That's right. Brianna has Grace. I have Chrissy. Have you been keeping up with this whole thing about Brianna chicken fry and Grace O'Malley? You are the only one keeping up with that. I am not the only one keeping up with this. Okay, Christine is a little bit tuned into this room. All right, so here it is. You ready? Happy New Year's. Happy New Year. Hope you're enjoying your day, watching lots of football. That's a great thing to do. Drinking mimosa. Having a brunch,

1:44.7

ringing in the new year with friends, family, or yourself, which is what I did a lot of years in a row. Now that I think about it, it's kind of sad. I wish I had joined Chrissy, a widespread panic. I like coconuts. You can break them open and it smell like ladies lying in the sun. All. Do, do, do, dirt, turdur. All right, so lots of football on today. Lots of stuff to be discussed. We're here at the commercial break. We're going to take it easy on you. We're here in our pajamas, just like you are. And we're going to enjoy a nice episode. Well, we usually do do every episode in our pajamas until we got the fucking cameras in here.

2:17.9

Now I've got to wear a shirt every day.

2:19.4

I've got to wear clothes, according to Astrid. Half the time I was like a newscaster with like pajama bottoms on and a shirt. I was wearing more pants. I know. Now we have to wear actual clothing to the show. It kind of sucks. But anyway, it's a small price to pay to have every episode

2:34.3

moving forward on YouTube.com slash the commercial break. Available right now, this episode,

2:39.9

you can watch us in our pajamas. All right, so listen, let me give you a lowdown. Drama drop on

2:44.1

Brianna and Grace. Breonna Chicken Fry had that big fallout with Zach Bryan. She accused him

2:49.4

of controlling behavior, breaking up with her

2:51.3

online, generally being verbally abusive, and then he pulled some real douchebag moves. But in this big

2:56.8

argument that they had, Brianna Chicken Fry is a content creator and podcaster that works for

3:01.5

bar stool sports owned by Dave Portnoy. Dave Portnoy supported Brianna during this whole thing,

3:08.4

said that Zach was an asshole, had her come on his podcast and talk all about it. And it really was some weird

3:13.8

behavior on behalf of Zach. He's kind of a douche in it. He's kind of a douche news on why anybody

3:18.2

wants, now he's in concerts and people are throwing stuff at him on stage, which I think is great.

3:23.4

Cans, bottles, beers, tomatoes, phones. This is a new thing people are doing, throwing their phones on stage, hoping that the artist will take a photograph. Oh, really? Yes, because, and I think this all started, if I'm being honest, with Chris Martin from fucking Coldplay. It's goddamn Coldplay's fault. Everything's cold play's fault. Listen, the whole world is, yeah, all goes, seven degrees of cold play. Chris

3:47.4

Martin one time, I think this was Chris Martin. He took somebody's phone that they had thrown on

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