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Let me set this up, because we're about to get into this story.

The headline, I saw this headline this morning,

well it helped wake me up because I was so unhappy to see it.

So I had a headline in the Wall Street Journal.

So you need an alarm clock that just says,

Jack, you're fat, a reach clock.

Yeah, exactly.

That wouldn't do it.

A personal shot wouldn't do it.

But, you know, mouth fizzence in the world would do it.

And seeing the headline that the World Health Organization,

after being in China for several weeks,

has done their research, done an investigation,

it turns out the coronavirus did come from a bat in a wet market.

It didn't escape from a lab.

China is not to blame.

In fact, there's even a chance it came in from another country.

The Chinese Communist government is completely innocent.

We're happy to announce.

Which is interesting, given the fact that I was watching Bill Marve

like two weeks ago when he had these two researchers

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