You Know the Drill
Blog & Mablog
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🗓️ 2 November 2020
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to blog and May blog from Doug Wills.com. |
| 0:05.0 | This audio is brought to you by Cannon Press. You know the drill. |
| 0:15.0 | November 1st, 2020. |
| 0:20.0 | So here it is November yet again, and it is our third time around. I suspect that many of you know the |
| 0:26.3 | drill but in case you are new to these parts I suppose I should take just a moment to explain |
| 0:30.5 | the ground rules. Exactly what is no quarter November or as we will occasionally |
| 0:35.4 | call it this year, mostly peaceful November. From time to time here at May blog I've said certain things that might |
| 0:41.6 | ruffle a feather or two. |
| 0:43.0 | Mindful of my responsibilities in such cases, I try to make it my usual custom to anticipate the objections and concerns that may arise, |
| 0:50.0 | and I do so through what we might call my second paragraph rule. |
| 0:54.0 | Somewhere early on in the offending post I will say something that will hedge my supposed |
| 0:58.4 | outrageous sentiment around with qualifications and other forms of oleogenous balance. |
| 1:04.3 | For example, I will say something like, |
| 1:06.2 | please don't read this as arguing that all women are fat, |
| 1:08.8 | or something equally soothing. |
| 1:11.2 | Now there are some people out there who cannot be satisfied no matter what you do or how hard you try right for them it is like these |
| 1:17.4 | qualifications were never even made they respond to what I write qualifications in all |
| 1:22.0 | nuance and everything as though it were my purpose |
| 1:24.6 | to be incendiary regardless of the consequences. |
| 1:27.8 | They deny that my prose is exquisitely balanced. |
| 1:31.0 | Despite abundant evidence to the contrary, they persist in denying that I'm walking the |
| 1:34.8 | tight rope of steadiness across the deep canyon of overdone metaphors. |
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