YOU JERKED OFF TO LIGHTNING?
Guys We F****d
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4.5 • 16.9K Ratings
🗓️ 16 October 2015
⏱️ 106 minutes
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Summary
Well, #fuckers, they done did it -- KRYSTYNA & STEPHEN HAD THEIR FIRST THREESOME (as a couple, 'cause y'all know Krystyna already tapped two male models at the same damn time)!! Listen and learn as K-Hutch walks us through her pre, present, and post-threesome process (blinds are involved, who knew?). This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome comic, smarty pants, tall man, classically trained pianist, goddamn gentleman and umm huge #GuysWeFucked fan -- OWEN BENJAMIN to talk regrettable things said during lovers' spats, the logistics of sex with a short person when you're a tall person, things really worth masturbating to (probably not what you expected), and the rude questions people ask you when you're engaged to Christina Ricci. We're gonna be honest, this one gets pretty existential. PLUS: Corinne's impromptu PSA on why we shouldn't fake orgasms. Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: tinyurl.com/nedbgjh E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Visit Owen's website (and see him live!): http://www.owenbenjamin.com/ Tweet Owen: twitter.com/OwenBenjamin Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight COME SEE US BEING FUNNY... LIVE: Thursday, October 22nd @ 7:30PM - Come to GLAMOURPUSS! hosted by Krystyna and previous GWF guest, Wendi Starling, at Zinc Jazz Bar (82 W. 3rd Street) - Tix $8 in advance/$15 at the door ITS GON' BE GOOD
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Guys We Fucked. |
| 0:02.0 | Guys We Fucked. |
| 0:04.0 | Guys We Fucked. |
| 0:06.0 | I'm Christina. I'm Karen. We're sorry about last night. |
| 0:09.0 | Fuck the Antislautchaming Podcast. |
| 0:12.0 | Never Stop. |
| 0:16.0 | Hey fuckers, welcome to another episode of Guys We Fucked. |
| 0:20.0 | Guys We Fucked the Antislautchaming Podcast. I'm Karen. |
| 0:23.0 | I'm Christina. We're here. |
| 0:25.0 | Oh, oh. Yeah. You at work. |
| 0:27.0 | You're feeling a lot more energy than I. |
| 0:29.0 | You in the car? Well, I'm trying, man. |
| 0:32.0 | I just had a venti ice coffee. I'm so exhausted. |
| 0:35.0 | From doing performance dates, speaking of performance dates, |
| 0:41.0 | if you were in the New York City area Thursday, October 22nd, |
| 0:45.0 | get your ass down to Zinc Bar 82 S. Third Street because Wendy Starling and I are co-hosting our monthly show Glamour Puzz. |
| 0:53.0 | It's been selling out. So tickets are nine bucks if you buy them online. |
| 0:57.0 | The link is in the description of this episode. |
| 1:00.0 | Karen's gonna be there. We have a lot of fucking funny people. |
| 1:03.0 | It's at this beautiful jazz bar. Please come. Say hi to me. |
| 1:07.0 | Laugh at our jokes. Make me feel pretty. |
| 1:09.0 | All right. And then on Wednesday, October 28th, the comedian project is back for the second monthly edition. |
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