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Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

The subject, she said, I'm obsessed with sex and money.

We'll get into that in a little while.

Not like this guy, though, Jr.

But right now, the nephew is here. He's here with today's prank phone call. What you got for is Neff? Oh, I'm fin to do you on this one. You hit my car. You hit my car. Not my car, dog. I'm just trying to tell you, I'm trying to tell you, I'm going to do you on this one. Now, you hit my car. Let's go, cat dog. Oh, you wait sitting there, Raymond's all over the place. Hello? I'm trying to speak to Adele's. This is she. Do you live in apartment number 78? That depends on who we're asking. My name is Herman Wells. I live in Building 3, Apartment 105.

Do you live in apartment number 78?

What you want with where I live?

Look, ma'am, do you drive a camera, a Toyota camera, light blue one?

Yes.

All right.

Your next door neighbor then told me that you ran into my car. got a beans of black on a 2005 c240 now i got light blue scratches on my

wait wait wait my neighbor told you what your neighbor matter of fact his name is uh brian kendall i talked

you mean the cross-eyed mrs. a little across the hall the what the cross-eyed, motherfucker, live across the hall?

The what?

The cross-eyed that live across the hall told you what?

Man, listen, all I know is he said he live in apartment 80, he lived next door to you.

You live in supposedly apartment 7 to 8 right here in Cambridge Court apartments.

Now all I'm saying is he told me your car, which is the light blue car,

hit my back into my car.

Now, I ain't trying to create no problem, but somebody got to fix my car.

And I got light blue scratches on my bins.

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