from the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast

Center.

The Armstrong and Joe Getty.

The Armstrong and Getty Show.

So we took it live yesterday as Jeffrey Bezos shot another

phallic rocket into space.

I mean, I realize the whole phallic joke thing is really Elon Musk's

territory with the big Falcon rocket and his Tesla cars spelling out sexy and all that sort

of stuff.

And sometimes the cigar is just a cigar.

But.

But that rocket looks like they went way out of the end.

That's going to cause some aerodynamic drag.

I don't care.

It must look more like a penis.

This is what Jeff Bezos said.

Whatever it takes make that rocket look like a phallus.

I mean, I'm not a rocket scientist, but that looks like a penis.

No, you are a rocket scientist.

That's why I hired you.

Just shut up and make it look more like a penis.

Yes, sir.

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