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Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.

The Elvis Duran phone tap.

All right, the phone tap letter, dear Elvis, my ex-husband James and I have been divorced for a couple of years, but we maintain an awesome friendship.

We share a beautiful son.

His name is Zach.

Aw.

By the way, James has been very good at making sure the child support payments have been coming in on time because I need the money to help take care of Zach.

So let's phone tap him. Let him know the money is coming in on time, but maybe all the money isn't going to Zach.

Let's see what happens. All right, this comes to us from Len. All right, Len is phone tapping her ex-husband, James. Here's the setup. Garrett, our own Garrett, starts the call to James, the ex-husband, letting him know about the bills he needs to pay off with the money that should be going to son, Zach. Then Len jumps and to add fuel to the fire. It's going to make for an interesting phone tap. Let's listen into today's phone tap, shall we? Hello? Hi, uh, James. Yeah, I'm being. Hey, James, this is Rick Jacobowitz over, uh, as if I all represent your wife. What's going on? Okay, what's going on? I have a little list of stuff that we need to discuss and hopefully we can pay it off.

Uh-huh.

Your son had a pizza party for everyone on his team the other day and that bill came up to $250.

In pizza? I'm not paying all that.

The receipts here of what I need you to pay off over the course of...

I don't care about receipts.

Why should I pay $200 worth of pizza for my 10-year-old boy?

Well, it is your obligation to pay for Zach to keep the lifestyle that he led before the divorce hit.

Okay, before the divorce hit, my son never ate $200 worth of pizza, so I don't know

where this is going. Also, there's a clash trip to Disney World next month.

What? Pay for the airfare and accommodations, but also your wife, Lynn, is going with a chaperone,

and I believe she is bringing a Tommy with her to as another chaperon.

Tommy, get the fucking out of her. Oh, man, you are. I got to talk to her. She's out of her mind now. You think I'm paying for her and Tommy to go to Disney World or whatever the what you're talking about? It's just not going to happen. All right. And finally, he had a science project with Jimmy Chu shoes. You know what, man. You know what, man. I've done, man. I've got nothing more to see you.

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