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And I feel a deep sense of irresponsibility laughing about it because I know I...

Let me just reassure all the Wokelifting comics that their darkest fears aren't true yet.

Three.

We have a media class which just absolutely turns out this porn of doom every day.

Every time a comic apologises for a joke when they don't mean it, I think an angel dies.

It's our weekly blast off and once again the cockpit controls are set for planet normal.

As we speed along in this rocket of right thinking, this blessed capsule of common sense, what a mad world we're leaving behind.

This is a telegraph podcast with co-pilot Alison Pearson.

Hello.

And me, Liam Halligan.

On last week's voyage, we welcomed former Supreme Court judge Jonathan Sumpch and to planet normal.

After he highlighted the government's imposing lockdown measures, under a law which prevents parliamentary scrutiny, Q-wide spread outcry.

Meanwhile, the joys of the new rule of six, which the government hopes will keep everyone happy.

But happy isn't allowed because there are seven dwarfs and if they all got together that would break the law.

Maybe Snow White will inform on them as ministers recommend, calling up the Wicked Witch.

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