You Have Inside Information | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.6 • 976 Ratings
🗓️ 8 February 2024
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks so much for listening to the podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | 24 is going to be an amazing year for you and your family. Know that we're praying for you. |
| 0:09.6 | So get ready. Keep your expectations up. It's going to be a great year. |
| 0:14.2 | Hope you enjoy today's message. Well, God bless you. It is always a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:20.6 | We love you. If you're ever in our area, |
| 0:23.4 | please stop by, be a part of one of our services. I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home. |
| 0:28.8 | But thanks for tuning in today. Again, thanks for coming out. I like to start with something funny. |
| 0:33.5 | And one day Adam was talking to God. And he said, God, why did you make Eve so beautiful? |
| 0:40.0 | God said, so you would love her. He said, well, God, why did you give her such long, flowing hair? |
| 0:45.0 | God said the same thing. So you'd love her. Well, God, why did you give her such a great figure? |
| 0:48.8 | God said it again. So you'd love her. Adam said, all right, God, you made her so beautiful, so |
| 0:54.0 | attractive. Why did you make her so beautiful, so attractive. |
| 0:54.6 | Why'd you make her so dumb? |
| 0:57.4 | God said, that's easy, Adam. |
| 0:59.0 | So she would love you. |
| 1:02.4 | All right. |
| 1:04.1 | Hold up your Bible. |
| 1:05.4 | Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:06.8 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:08.5 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:10.4 | I have what it says I have. I have what it says I have. |
| 1:12.3 | I can do what it says I can do. |
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