You Have Been Pre-Programmed For Victory | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 5 September 2025
⏱️ 32 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.2 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:14.2 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:15.6 | It's always a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:18.0 | We love you. |
| 0:19.0 | We know God has great things in store if you're |
| 0:21.8 | ever in our area I hope you'll stop by and be a part of our services I promise you |
| 0:25.9 | we'll make you feel right at home but thanks so much for tuning in today I'd like to |
| 0:30.2 | start with something funny each week and I heard about this country couple they were |
| 0:34.4 | celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and they had never had an argument |
| 0:38.9 | before. Somebody asked them the secret of their success. The husband explained, when they were |
| 0:44.7 | leaving the church going on their honeymoon, the wife's horse refused to go. She got off and |
| 0:50.6 | looked the horse in the eyes and said, that's one. He went a little bit, but then stopped again. She got off, looked him in the the eyes and said that's one he went a little bit but then |
| 0:54.8 | stopped again she got off looked him in the eyes and said that's two he went a little |
| 0:59.8 | bit further but he stopped once more this time she got off pulled out her revolver and shot the |
| 1:06.3 | horse dead the husband was appalled he said what you doing? You can't just shoot an animal. |
| 1:11.8 | She looked at him and said, honey, that's one. All right. That is not found in this book, by the way. |
| 1:20.6 | Hold up your Bible. Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:30.7 | Today I will be taught the Word of God. I boldly confess my mind is alert, my heart is receptive, |
| 1:38.5 | I will never be the same. In Jesus' name. God bless you. I want to talk to you today about how you have been pre-programmed to live a victorious life. |
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