Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now here's Armstrong and Getty.

Excuse me.

That's a bad start.

Live from my home office because I'm sick.

Sick, Sign, signor. Via a dimly lit room where everybody else is

deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty

communications compound and today we're under the

tutelage of our general manager.

Illegal immigrants.

Illegal immigrants. Why are they

the general manager? Major

move by the Trump administration it's not

yet come to fruition but the idea is if you're in the country illegal you sign up on the website

tell us who you are and where you are and you're fine for now if you don't't do that, you have committed a crime.

You will be jailed and deported.

So did Elon send a letter to all illegal immigrants saying you have to give me a list of five things you did last week?

Right, exactly. Five reasons you love this country.

Five things you did last week.

I mowed a lawn.

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