Well, God bless you to joy to come into your homes, and if you're ever in our area, please

stop by.

Be a part of one of our services.

I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home.

I like to start with something funny, and I heard about this man named Bubba.

He lived way out in the country, and there was this stray dog that kept showing up at

his house.

His wife said, Bubba, you have to put the dog in the truck and take him out to the

woods and drop him off.

That's where he lives.

Bubba drove him a mile down the road, dropped him off.

When he came back home, the dog was walking up the driveway, practically beat him back.

He did the same thing, it happened again.

His wife said, Bubba, you have to take him way out, drive him around in circles, get him

all mixed up.

Bubba drove him an hour away, crisscross country roads he had never driven down before, and dropped

the dog off two hours later.

Bubba called his wife from the truck and said, did that dog make it back home?

She said, yeah, here he comes walking up.

He said, do me a favor, put him on the line.

I need directions.

Say it like you mean it.

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