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Hey, welcome to Off Topic episode number 135. That's too many. That's too many. That's

just so many. That is a lot. It's a lot of time and a lot of hours. I'm your host, Michael.

Here I am. Joining us is we've got Jeff Lindsey Gavin and Brian. Hello. Look at that.

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advice. They'll probably put them up there. I feel like they weren't ready for me because

usually I take like five minutes to try it again. Oh, I'm I know once it's Michael's hands.

They'll do it or they won't. They're gambling. They're probably. They're gambling.

Mrs. A little bit. Ryan's gambling. Look. Okay. I'm going to Vegas. Ryan told me he wants to play.

He's like, I'm a little poker. I'll play blackjack. Yeah. I've done blackjack before.

And plus the blackjack, the house wins. The odds aren't always. The odds are in your favorite

game. Always. Yeah. I mean, there's some months that are better than others. See,

poker, you're playing against the other players, right? There's not like a house bet on that.

Is there? I don't understand how that harder though. Like the house, you just have to be

one person. Players, you got to beat everybody. Are you learning how to count cards? Well,

you can't really count cards in poker so much. I mean, because they know they mucks it.

They muck it. Muck it. Muck it. Mucks is a word. Mucks is a word. Mucks is a word, but that's

how they do. It's called mucking the cards. It's how they shuffle. They play Texas Holden.

The deal puts his hand down his trousers. See what I've done here is I flop to pair.

Song of bet. Half a lot.

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