You Got a Bad Beatitude | Sal & Chris Present: Hey Babe! | EP 13

Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

No Presh Network

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2021

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! This episode the Babes talk Chris and Sal address the Bad Friends podcast BEEF, Chris should name his new kid Lent, is there a single A battery?, religion needs a 2021 update YASSSS, Sal was a CCD teacher, the babes break down the Beatitudes, Chris learns aboutJack Kerouac and the Beatnik movement, the babes guess the 10 Commandments, Elon Musk's history and why he should write new 10 commandments for 2021, 7 deadly sins are WILD, Sal came home to dead flies all over his house, Sal refuses to drink wine at church due to germs, look our for our live show from the Dead Sea, should the BABES start more podcasts wars?! WHO IS NEXT? Rate us on iTunes! Follow us on social media @HeyBabePod https://linktr.ee/Nopreshnetwork Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Don't be a fake, don't be a flake, don't run away
0:07.0	From your feelings babe, don't be afraid, don't be ashamed
0:10.0	Don't hesitate to say hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe
0:18.0	And the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again, hey babe
0:22.0	What's up buddy? What's going on babe?
0:24.0	Bad friends, they got a bag of animals shit
0:28.0	But they didn't know it was animal poop because here's what happened
0:32.0	Tell them what happened, what happened?
0:35.0	What happened was the bear friends podcast hosted by the great Andrew Santino and the great Bobby Lee
0:40.0	I don't know Bobby
0:42.0	Ryan Bobby, that's not you
0:44.0	No, I know Bobby, I love Bobby, I love Andrew
0:46.0	So we sent them this gift as if to say we're on the scene now, hey babe has arrived, you just got hey babe
0:53.0	We wanted to nudge our friends
0:55.0	We got this plan from my girl Jasmine, sent animal poop to one of her ex-boyfriends
1:03.0	A few years ago we said that's a fantastic idea to send to our friends
1:06.0	Right, take it back to the beginning, someone you're dating as a general practice sends shit in the mail to all the people
1:11.0	If you break her heart, that's what you're gonna get, you're gonna get a bad girl
1:16.0	Don't go breaking her heart, you'll get some male efficient
1:19.0	I won't go break it, hey babe
1:21.0	So what happened was we scheduled it, me, you and the great homeless pamphlet, the ones and twos as always, we can week out
1:30.0	We scheduled it to arrive right like an hour before they started filming their episode
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