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Are you close enough with anyone that they if texted you a picture of their poop?

Uh, no.

You've never gotten texted a picture of someone's pooped, you know?

I've never once gotten texted to someone's pooped.

It's a weird level intimacy.

I don't think I want to hit that level, but I'm also like, who would ever do that?

And I'm like, only Ben Conn.

So maybe it's just like, I don't know anyone who would ever do that.

Have you ever seen someone you know as pooped?

Maybe they forgot to flush or something?

I don't have any.

There's no in my rola dexba brand.

There's no part where I'm just like, all right, poop.

Now think of a story where you saw something like I just if I did, I've forgotten it.

Oh, that's shocking to me because I feel like sometimes you see someone's shit and you're

like, how wide is your butthole?

That's the biggest turn I've ever seen.

More inversely, a very skinny turd.

Ooh.

I feel like the things I think skinny turd and come at any, but it's a big turd that I'm

like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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