YOU GAVE YOUR FIRST BLOW JOB UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE TO YOUR STEPBROTHER?

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🗓️ 25 December 2020

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Hoe hoe hoe, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Fuckers! This week on Guys We Fucked, CORINNE FISHER (@PhilanthropyGal) and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON (@KrystynaHutch) are reading some of your bat-shit, holiday-themed emails to celebrate this very special day. We've got tales of office sluts, spiteful pregnancy fucks, Dairy Queen workers, breast exams, a potential stepbrother threesome, and so much more! It’s a doozy of a Christmas episode Fuckers; just listen up.

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0:28.9	Hey, fuckers. Oh, what's up? It's Christina Hodginson and Corinne Fish are about to hear an
0:39.5	excerpt of our Drunken Christmas episode where we read your emails all high on whiskey and vodka.
0:45.5	Yeah, you're not smart. We're not doing too great either on this episode. We're all done for.
0:49.5	I learned that I've been assaulted multiple times and then I also might have been assaulted.
0:53.6	Yeah, and I'm going to kill the person who assaulted her and then I can't remember who assaulted me.
0:57.2	It's a classic Christmas guys who fucked who done it. Merry Christmas to all 10 days.
1:04.1	A assault to good night. Guys, we were, things are going great. And if you, if you want to hear more of this,
1:10.7	you're not going to get this for free. Nah, your bitch. It's on luminarypodcast.com.
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1:23.8	Well, come on. Don't be crazy. That's not just a cream. Enjoy it. No matter how much
1:28.4	compsion you have, you can't be more than five foot three and a half. Like, you know,
1:33.4	you can't be, no matter how confident you are, you can't process more tequila.
1:37.7	Like it's just not, you know, that's what, you know, that's what you confident me.
1:44.2	Yeah. Okay. So Merry Christmas, everyone. That's a stocking stuff for you.
1:47.6	Oh, stocking stuff for indeed. Oh, God. Is this mine or yours?
1:52.8	Oh, oh, oh, step brother edition. Hey guys, I never told this to anyone before. Well, you
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