"You either have IT, or you don't..."

Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown

Casey Wilson, Danielle Schneider

After Shows, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 10.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

The hilarious Sarah Sherman from SNL joins Casey and Danielle and she is giving hot take after hot take!! They talk the finale of Ultimate Girls Trip and if Dorinda did actually use hand sanitizer after peeing in the woods. Plus they discuss why the doors of Alcatraz need to be re-opened for all the housewives criminals. Will we ever get to see She by Sheree, and does it even matter? Plus Sarah poses the most incredible games we have ever played on this show- "Which housewife has "IT?" and which does not...This is NOT TO BE MISSED.

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0:00.0	Hi Danielle. Hello, Casey Jean. Hello. I want to give you a new name. I know it's
0:18.0	Danielle Jeremiah. Tonight. Casey Jane. Casey Jane. Get back up on the porch. There's
0:26.2	a storm coming. Casey Jane. Sorry. No, it feels so right. It does feel right. You could have
0:33.2	been a Casey Jean in another life. While my family growing up, it was like one name. It's
0:37.6	Casey Rose. Just one. That's one long name. You know, it was like Sarah Jessica. Oh,
0:43.3	I was SGP and you're just CRW. CRDubs. CRDubs. I don't mind that. I don't mind that. Yeah.
0:51.2	How are you Danielle? I'm great. I just came off of doing some some press for and I hate to say
1:00.1	it another podcast that I know. I know. I know. This is how I find out. I know. It's so it's so tough.
1:07.8	It's so very tough, but I'll always say is it's a limited series Danielle. It's just sick.
1:12.2	Okay, so a limited shooting on me. Okay. Six episodes. I love how I've come in like the side door
1:16.4	to promote this, but I genuinely was just doing Jew Barrymore's first podcast and in all seriousness,
1:22.4	she said, I love Danielle several times. So I feel like we were so fully out of that strange
1:28.8	space. It feels right that we're there. I mean, do I feel like I've pressured her into it by
1:35.9	literally crying on a podcast and having people having to beg her to come on the show, of course,
1:40.9	but and celebrity friends that had to text our but no, it was so natural and easy and it was great.
1:47.2	I loved hearing. I would like to say I hope the next time you and I go to New York,
1:51.2	which I hope will be soon we could go out for like a drink girl. It's like a pizza with her.
1:56.1	You know, just something when two spirits become one. Yeah, when two becomes one. Speaking of me
2:03.1	singing right now, I had a treat last night. What? Treat of all treats. I went to the chicks concert.
2:10.4	Well, formally the Dixie chicks now the chick. Yeah. The chicks. Thank you. Just saying
2:17.2	formalities. Sometimes people don't know the they're just formally known as artists,
2:20.8	formerly known as and guys, what a concert? What a life of firming evening. Just great songs.
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