YOU DOWN WITH UAP?
No Fun with Jen Kirkman
Misfit Toys
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 2 June 2021
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
This week Jen’s talking about: The UFO report that’s coming out from the Pentagon in June, do all aliens know one another?, why would people be sad that the gov’t can’t protect us from space invaders, Bill Gates is a creep, and listener emails!
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| 0:00.0 | Miss Fit toys |
| 0:30.0 | No fun the Jen Kirkman podcast episode 390 Wow nice even number is that an even number? |
| 0:41.6 | I don't know just seems like you know 390 let's divide it by 2 yep 195 it's an even number |
| 0:48.0 | Anyway no fun the Jen Kirkman podcast did I say that already I did because then I set up |
| 0:53.6 | episode 390 I am Jen Kirkman I am your host what is this podcast well I am a comedian you may |
| 1:00.0 | have seen my specials on Netflix I'm gonna die alone and I feel fine and the other one is called |
| 1:04.4 | just keep living they are both streaming there now enjoy them if you will you may also know that |
| 1:10.2 | I wrote two books one is called I can barely take care of myself and the others called I know what |
| 1:14.5 | I'm doing and otherwise I tell myself the reason I'm mentioning these is not to promote them |
| 1:20.0 | I mean sure by the books please but to let you know that books and comedy specials are different |
| 1:26.4 | than podcasts so when you come here readjust not expectations certainly but readjust your mindset |
| 1:35.1 | I think you guys know what podcasts are I don't know why I'm acting like they haven't been around |
| 1:38.5 | for almost 20 years but in other words this is not a comedy podcast I'm not trying to be funny |
| 1:45.5 | necessarily now of course I will end up being funny because I'm a delight but it doesn't have |
| 1:50.5 | to be funny I've cried on this podcast I've whined on this podcast I've been serious on this |
| 1:58.0 | podcast I've been angry on this podcast I've been a human being it's where I come to be real |
| 2:05.7 | because there are no restrictions it's not like going on a talk show and you only have 10 minutes |
| 2:11.0 | this is where I come to treat you all like the adults that you fucking are because a lot of times |
| 2:15.6 | in entertainment we don't get to treat our audiences like adults you need a punchline every three |
| 2:20.2 | seconds to have your Netflix special okay okay okay my god I'm not trying to kill you people |
| 2:25.0 | or give you an ab workout you don't need to laugh that much just relax and listen it's like a friend |
| 2:29.4 | talking to you where you say nothing but you don't want to say anything you just want to do your |
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