You Don't Name The Cow (S5E23)

The Greatest Generation

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Voyager, Tng, Tv Reviews, Review, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek The Next Generation, Star Trek, Comedy, Tv & Film, Ds9

4.9 • 4.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2017

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

When an away team finds the sad, sole survivor of a crashed Borgs ship, the Enterprise crew re-thinks whether or not they want to put an offer down on a property. But after Dr. Crusher nurses him back to health, Geordi develops feelings for him, which is problematic for a variety of reasons. What is Guinan's security clearance? How honest should Geordi's Tinder profile be? What is the "King Fly"? It's the episode that has an asterisks next to it in the record book!

Transcript

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0:00.0	We've got a tour, Adam!
0:03.3	Oh, that's right, Ben. Star Trek V isn't going to tour itself.
0:07.1	It's not a dream.
0:08.4	The greatest generation is strapping on our rocket boots and heading back out on the road
0:13.2	to review Star Trek V, the final frontier, and roast it like it's a marshmallow.
0:18.6	It's a film co-written and fully directed by William Schatner about boldly going to the
0:24.6	center of the galaxy to shoot photon torpedoes at God.
0:28.7	So free your mind, share your pain, and get your tickets at GreatestGenTour.com.
0:34.2	GreatestGenTour.com tickets are on sale now.
0:37.8	Here's to the finest crew in Starfleet.
0:41.6	Engage!
0:44.0	Welcome to the greatest generation.
0:54.6	I can start Star Trek Podcast by two guys who are a little bit embarrassed to have a Star
0:58.9	Trek Podcast.
1:00.6	And one of the guys has a sinus infection.
1:03.8	I'm that guy, Adam Pryanaka.
1:06.5	I'm the guy that does not have a sinus infection in your face, Adam.
1:10.6	I'm Ben Harrison.
1:11.6	I mean, literally, in your face.
1:13.8	It's literally, that's where it is.
1:16.2	I know.
1:18.4	The consequences, I think it makes my voice sound better, but also makes me feel worse.
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