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Raising a well-behaved child in this world requires strict, discipline, and punishment.

Today, we will look...

No, the fuck we will look... No, the fuck. We will not.

Hello and welcome to Childproof.

I'm Gwenalithland.

And I'm Tori Phantom. Today's episode goes out to every parent who read every book like it was a full cast production. And to every parent who is or was very excited for their kids to take over reading duty. Yep. Today, we are talking about books. But first, let's start the timer.

So this episode is prompted by an email we got.

And again, we love hearing from you.

So please email us, childproof mail at gmail.com.

And this email comes from Renee, who says,

Hello, Tori and Gwena.

Love having the podcast back. And it's even better now getting to have your faces on the television while listening.

We're waving.

That's why there was just an awkward pause there for anyone who's just listening.

Back to the email.

I wanted to request a segment or episode in honor of National Reading Month.

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