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The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

You Don’t Know Nothing About That

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts, Sports

4.84.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Anthony and Gregg talk about Tom Brady’s Roast, killing dogs and adopting a monk in the best way possible.

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faster, but not before we talk about 60,000 monsters in the bedroom, killing your dog, and Anthony's right-wing fans all coming up in episode

0:45.9

246 of the Jesselnick and Rosenthal Vanity Project.

0:50.3

J.R.B.

0:52.4

Junior Vice President.

0:54.0

You started by saying you do anything.

0:56.0

But what I'm hearing is you think you've done everything. Mm. Everything's a little funky today because we're separated. Anthony misses me but I'm

1:19.2

I'm home I'm taping this from home you can check it out on YouTube the home studio Anthony in the

1:26.9

studio looking funky fresh yeah I was my whole plan was I'm gonna be be in a better mood this week. I'm going to do what I can and then I got here and I was like, you know what?

1:38.0

Nope. I'm going to be a little better. What have I been doing this week?

1:42.0

Fucking nothing.

1:43.4

I've been fighting off a cold.

1:45.6

You can probably hear it my voice.

1:48.2

I've been reading on the couch with my dog.

1:51.0

That is all I've wanted to do.

1:56.0

Errin's walking in here right now, doing something. I don't know what it is.

1:58.0

Okay?

1:59.0

All right, you're going to line up my eye line?

2:01.0

Okay. I almost said something before and then I was like I don't give a

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