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You Don't Even Like These Shows

You Don't Even Like Sports - Andre Agassi Pt. 2: Image Is Everything

You Don't Even Like These Shows

Adam Brown

Comedy

4.6548 Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Adam and Jeff dive into those awkward years when Andre Agassi's image far overshadowed his accomplishments on the court, and the TV commercial that made that situation so much worse.

Transcript

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0:00.0

What is the image of a rebel?

0:06.0

These are the images of a rebel.

0:08.0

Canon's revolutionary new autofocus Eos rebel.

0:11.0

So easy for years, you can stop taking snapshots and start taking photographs.

0:26.0

Image. Image is everything.

0:27.7

Eos Rebel from Canon.

0:29.7

So advanced, it's simple.

0:31.8

You don't even like sports.

0:37.0

Welcome to you don't even like sports.

0:45.3

A podcast about sports for people who don't like sports with your hosts, Adam Todd Brown and Jeff May.

0:51.5

Oh, is that Jeff May? Jeff? Adam Todd Brown. Oh, hey. Hey, what are you doing here? It is funny that I would

1:00.4

bump into you on this video conferencing call because there is something I have been meaning to tell you,

1:09.3

Jeff May, which is that insane. Before you go, real

1:13.3

quick, I also have something to say to you. Let's see. Let's count of three. Let's do one,

1:19.5

two, three. You're a bad person. Oh, oh, yeah. Okay. Actually, both of those things are true.

1:25.9

No, wait. I meant to say you don't even like sports. Then I was going to say you're a bad person. Gift of the Magi. Oh, my God. You're a huge piece of shit, Adam. G-O-T-M. Hashtag got them. Hey, everybody. Welcome to you don't even like sports. This is one of them real episodes. Yeah, yeah, this is real. This is in a season. Oh, I should say I'm Adam Todd Brown. I'm Jeff May. Yeah, this isn't some like balderdash shit where we throw like a one weird thing at you. We're doing a whole season right now. We are doing a whole season. Bander snatch. Bander snatch. Remember that? Black Mirror thing. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. I get the

2:03.4

reference now. Thank you. Hey, we are back to talking about Andre Agassi. Episode two of the

2:13.2

Agassi season. Attack of the Wigs. This episode is kind of attack of the Whigs.

2:20.6

There's some, it's medium wig centric.

2:23.3

The wig is character for Andre Agassi.

2:26.2

You know, some would say the city of Whig is its own character.

2:31.3

So on the first episode, we made it well past the point where Andre Agassizzi

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