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The Greatest Generation

You Do Not Want to Get the Creams Confused (S5E25)

The Greatest Generation

Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC

Voyager, Tng, Tv Reviews, Review, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek The Next Generation, Star Trek, Comedy, Tv & Film, Ds9

4.94.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2017

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

When Captain Picard is zapped by a probe from a long-lost culture, the bridge crew doesn't try to move his body. But after he starts to like the soup within his hallucination, everyone starts to wonder if their captain will ever regain consciousness. Where's the perineum, really? How do you stay looking busy during a workplace medical emergency? What's the best way to ask a houseguest to leave? It's the episode we're recording from the desert southwest!

Transcript

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0:00.0

We've got a tour, Adam!

0:03.3

Oh, that's right, Ben. Star Trek V isn't going to tour itself.

0:07.1

It's not a dream.

0:08.4

The greatest generation is strapping on our rocket boots and heading back out on the road

0:13.2

to review Star Trek V, the final frontier, and roast it like it's a marshmallow.

0:18.6

It's a film co-written and fully directed by William Schatner about boldly going to the

0:24.6

center of the galaxy to shoot photon torpedoes at God.

0:28.7

So free your mind, share your pain, and get your tickets at GreatestGenTour.com.

0:34.0

GreatestGenTour.com!

0:35.6

Tickets are on sale now.

0:37.3

Hey gang, this is Adam with a quick message before today's show.

0:43.4

Ben's out of the country for a few more weeks, but I'm going to edit in some of his best

0:47.7

dialogue from today's episode to make it sound like he's here with the both of us.

0:52.8

Yeah.

0:53.8

The next episode, like the next few weeks worth of episodes, was recorded a while back,

0:57.9

but it's important that before we give you our first show after the Max Fund drive, I really

1:04.2

wanted to say thank you from the both of us.

1:07.4

At last count, we have 2001 new and upgrading members that have supported the show during

1:14.4

Max Fund drive, and the way that you all stepped up to support us during a really crucial

1:20.9

time for the show has been really amazing and incredible.

1:25.5

The GreatestGeneration is one of the newer shows on the Max Fund network, and that network

1:31.3

is a network of shows that are wholly supported by listener donations.

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