You Do Not Spam Fireballs

Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.8 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2015

⏱️ 114 minutes

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The reason Harmontown exists, Emily Gordon, guest for the first time. Kumail drops in, feminists are responsible for 99.9% of blowjobs and sperm is like a slushy. Watch the video at harmontown.com/live! Become a member! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Do you guys like hilarious comedy podcasts?
0:04.3	You guys are in for a doozy
0:18.3	From Hollywood, California meltdown comics in the meltdown nerd melt melt showroom
0:24.2	Harman town is now in session
0:33.8	Your game master is always a Spencer Christian
0:45.3	At the mayor of harbottown mr. Dan Harman
0:55.2	Thank you
1:00.3	Hey Chris Chris can we finish that conversation it feels important
1:05.1	We you take should I go like this?
1:12.6	Oh, okay, and I don't want to be an asshole, but why not put the mic there
1:24.2	Oh
1:26.2	It's only it's only for my
1:28.9	Yeah, this is the for the cameras as we continue to to to ruin the audio podcast by
1:37.1	With our with our horrible cameras and our need you know, you know, you know video killed the radio star
1:43.9	Video podcasting is killing like that you used to just tune in for the soothing sound of my lullaby voice
1:49.5	Just focus on the resonating chamber of my velociraptor skull
1:59.8	Anyways, so what got the earth is changing under neither feet Jeff the imagine telling your 25 year old self
2:07.3	Say hey, I'm Jeff Davis. It's the year 2015
2:11.4	I'm sending you a message from the future the supreme court has just determined that everyone in the whole country
2:18.7	Marriage is just marriage. It's all it is just
2:28.6	And and Canada did it 10 years before but that's not the point. Oh, yeah, well no, we're America
2:35.1	We're first in war 21st in marriage right?
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