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Learning English Conversations

You couldn't make it up

Learning English Conversations

BBC

Language Learning, Education

4.61.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2022

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

Learn an expression for unbelievable events.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a download from BBC Learning English. To find out more, visit our website.

0:06.0

Hello, I'm Jaying. This is the English we speak.

0:09.0

And hello I'm Neil. Hey Jaying, I've just been to that cafe downstairs and guess what?

0:15.0

You bought me a coffee?

0:16.0

No, I didn't buy any coffee because now you have to make your own coffee and you have to bring

0:21.2

your own cup. What kind of cafe is that?

0:24.0

You couldn't make it up. But I didn't make it up.

0:27.0

I know, I believe you.

0:29.0

We say you couldn't make it up to express how unbelievable or ridiculous a situation is.

0:36.0

It's a situation you could not have imagined.

0:38.9

So why are they doing this?

0:41.3

Something to do with health and safety. Who could come up with an idea like that?

0:45.0

Like I said, you couldn't make it up.

0:48.0

Here are some more examples of this phrase. The breakdown van that's coming to fix my car has broken down.

1:00.4

You couldn't make it up.

1:09.0

The session about punctuality will start late because the speaker has been delayed. You couldn't make it up.

1:12.0

You couldn't make it up. The Cake Shop has started a healthy eating campaign.

1:21.7

This is the English we speak from BBC Learning English.

1:25.0

We're talking about the phrase you couldn't make it up,

1:28.0

which can be used to express how unbelievable or ridiculous a situation is.

1:33.4

So Neil, where are you going to get your coffee from now?

1:37.0

Probably from the other cafe across the street.

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