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LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2026
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s LuAnna: the girls are hanging after a night at Sam Faiers’ launch, where they battled cheap rosé, a terrifying glass lift and a mission to meet actual Spice Girl Mel B. Anna gives us the full debrief from her trip to Parliament, including the low down on the loos and Lu decides she's going to become an MP.
Plus, a listener dilemma about whether love can come back after betrayal, a message about a sex injury, the girls get into Russell Brand’s viral Piers Morgan interview, chat about the UK’s smoking and vaping crackdown, and a deeply disturbing tuna oil confession.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 0:05.7 | Be warned, it's Luanna, and this podcast contains honest, up for opinions, rants, |
| 0:10.6 | and general explicit content. |
| 0:12.5 | But you know you love it. |
| 0:14.8 | How would you fail if your daughter had sex with Russell Brown at 30? |
| 0:20.9 | It was really awkward and quite embarrassing. |
| 0:24.1 | It's Maybank holiday, bitches, have a jig around the maple. |
| 0:27.2 | I am now. |
| 0:28.7 | MP Lulu. |
| 0:30.1 | It was wall to wall, stinking of diarrhoea. |
| 0:33.8 | If it's got a screw top, I'm not drinking it. |
| 0:36.0 | And as if it couldn't have got any worse, when they opened the theatre doors to put me under for the operation. |
| 0:41.3 | Oh. |
| 0:41.9 | Ha ha ha. |
| 0:48.1 | Good morning. |
| 0:51.6 | Good morning. |
| 0:52.2 | I think I'm laughing. |
| 0:53.8 | It's so bright in there because we are hanging out of our |
| 0:56.0 | asses and Lou is just being so sass. She's sitting here with her sunglasses on. |
| 1:02.7 | My toy peter. I haven't got a bra on either which is like the most un-enchedged thing. |
| 1:07.3 | You've got good tits to be fair. Oh God. I need to have my boobs through. |
| 1:10.2 | No, you don't. I actually was looking at your boobs yesterday. When you were naked, we were, we were naked together, guys. But when we were getting ready to go out, I was looking at your boobs and I was like, they're really good boobs. Really? He really good boobs, seriously. One's bigger than the other. It doesn't notice. I can notice it. And also this one. You've just got good nipples. I have got... You've got good, good nipples. |
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