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The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts, Sports

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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It's the PRO BOWL! Anthony and Gregg break down the best players in the league who weren't good enough to make it to the Super Bowl. Anthony and Gregg also discuss human pee on escalators, feces sandwiches, and fighting ex wives in combat, you know, normal stuff.
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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central!
0:02.6	BAM!
0:04.1	Welcome to episode 58 of the Gesselnik and Rosenthal Vanity Project,
0:09.6	Jeremy Payne.
0:10.6	Junior Vice President.
0:11.8	The dream of unlimited progress is in reality, a nightmare of savagery and death,
0:16.8	Elena Feronte.
0:18.4	We are back!
0:28.7	I'm Greg Rosenthal, the best friend of Anthony Gesselnik, world famous comedian and we're
0:35.1	here to enjoy each other's company with our producer, Erica Tamposi.
0:40.3	Before we take a one week break, little program note, we will be dark next week, while
0:48.3	I'm at the Super Bowl with Erica, but that just means today can be extra special.
0:52.9	I'm not annoyed, I'm smiling at you, wait, to say this.
0:58.0	Sometimes Greg and Erica like to get away and the Super Bowl is in Miami this year and
1:01.9	they just thought hey, let's just take some time for ourselves and I said fine, you know
1:05.0	what?
1:06.0	Doing a podcast together is a hard job and sometimes they need some time off.
1:09.4	I could have been here still working, I don't need time off, but they do.
1:14.7	More often than not to be honest, but it's sweet that you guys get to get away.
1:18.1	I mean we're working, we're working, we're doing podcasts, we're doing all sorts of
1:24.6	big news that you quote in Feronte, you finished the Neapolitan series, which was a present
1:29.9	from Emeka, my wife a few years back.
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