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Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

You can take the chav out of chavdom, but you can't take the chavdom out of chav...

Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.5808 Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2017

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

A little bit extra, every weekday morning, from LBC's longest-serving presenter.

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0:00.0

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0:04.0

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0:08.0

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0:13.0

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0:18.0

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0:20.0

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0:23.2

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0:26.0

Halford's Motor and Club T&Cs and exclusions apply. Visit halfords.com for details.

0:30.4

This is a download from LBC. Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

0:35.8

Morning, everybody. Welcome along to your free podcast for today, Monday the 14th of August.

0:40.1

How was your weekend? Good. I don't really care. I only ask that as a matter of course and just to be sort of, you know, to be just to be polite.

0:46.2

Because the British are like that, aren't we? We always ask people, how are you're feeling all right? You know, I walked in today and Oz said,

0:56.5

oh, how you're feeling? I said, well, the same as I did yesterday, you know.

1:00.2

So I'm worried about the eyesight. The producer pointed me in the right direction of the door,

1:04.0

which is quite good, so I was about to walk straight through the wall. And so he said,

1:29.3

I know what your eyesight's like. So, of course, we've now made the font bigger on the computer screen, which is great. At least I can read the blasted thing. Anyway, the celebrities in the frame. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Colleen Rooney, boring, dullard. She says, I wish Wayne would put the bins out. She says, she's revealing what her life is really like. Holidays, isn't it, dear? I seem to remember just seeing pictures of you on holiday. The NAF posy picture makes you look ridiculous.

1:32.3

You know, you can take the chav out of chavdom, but you can't take the chavdom out of chav.

1:37.3

Consequently, whichever way they tart you up and put you in a frock, you're still the same.

1:41.3

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

1:43.3

That's it, I'm afraid. She says, I don't think he

1:45.2

uses his mind much. I don't think he uses his mind ever, really. And he never does housework.

1:50.1

Well, he's, he's Wayne Rooney, isn't he? I mean, why would you worry about doing that?

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