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Hello and welcome to the J Train Podcast. This is J Train, Jared Freed. Come to you live from New York City's

Up for West Side, Stand Up New York Labs. We're every Tuesday and Friday with your emails, your stories, your questions. I say it every episode. Let me say it again. Thank you for listening. Thank you for telling a friend. Thank you, thank you, thank you. This podcast grows every episode. We add just another, another, another, another couple of years to the pile. I'm just throwing ears on the pile and it keeps growing bigger and bigger. And that's thanks to you guys. Oh my God. Your tweets?

Your DMs, your Instagram story posts, your Facebook messages, it feels so good. Oh, does it feel great? Oh, it feels like your feather in my nuts.

Took a giant feather you went on safari. Here's what happened. You went on safari, you rode an ostrich. And while riding the ostrich, you plucked a single feather. Then you got on a flight. You sat business class.

You went from Africa to New York and then I was at the airport waiting to pick you up. I'm holding the sign. As I go, as I say, oh, Mr. Johnson, you look at me and you say, J Train, turn around. And you hear all the cars in the background. It's a very busy airport scenario. You hear a lot of people running around. And you say, and I say, you Mr. Johnson, you say, and you're wearing

a full-out safari gear. And you go, J Train, turn it around. And I say, my word. Yeah, we're at the airport.

Who are you? And you go, I'm a big fan. Bend over. And I bend over with nuts out of the back of my legs. I've pushed the nuts to the back. And you take out that ostrich feather out. It's in your hat.

It's in your hat. It's in your safari hat. And you pluck it from your hat and you just start feathering me right there in front of everybody. That's when it starts.

You're going straight from the bottom of my anus to the beginning of my shaft. And there's people walk around. They're not even looking. They're going to get their catch their flights.

There's just a safari guy with me in a full suit at my driving job, getting feathered. That's how it feels every time you guys send me a tweet, a DM, a Snapchat message.

And especially when you screenshot, you listening and you make it your story. That feels oh, so good. Like I'm in that airport, arrivals gate.

And you're in that safari outfit with that ostrich feather. So toads preach. Thank you guys. Thank you. I'm happy you're enjoying. Keep telling friends, family co-workers, brother, sister, mama, papa, anybody with ears. We'll take very excited about today's guest.

He's an OKP original key player. That's right. So funny. Mike Fenroya. Thank you for coming on. Dude, I've been taking drugs to get that feeling. Right. All you're doing is just just put just DMs and tweets. And I love it. This is my drug. This is your drug. And you're good at it. You're a good doer of that drug. I appreciate this is my drug giving out the J train podcast and then receiving the love that comes from it. That's me. That's my peyote love is that my cocaine. That's my cocaine.

That's great. I love it. Right. I love that love. That's all it is. And I drink a lot of alcohol. So that's it. That's my other drug. I also love this airline that lets you wear a safari hat on the flight. Without checking it. Yeah. Yeah. We had a half box. He put it in the over the environment. Okay. That's the worst part about that's the under. That's the thing. No one tells you about going Israel.

Hat boxes everywhere. So many Jewish hat boxes because of all Hacidim. They put them in the top section. But it's not the thing is with the you know the if I was to not appreciate the Jewish culture. This is if someone was like I don't like Jews and they were like and I'd be like, well why?

and they were because everytime I fly to Israel. The overtime department has. these oblong shaped boxes that don't fit with my carry on I'd be like I get it on all my regular travels to Israel. I get it every time I find this that was why they were anti cinematic I'd be like listen it makes some sense. Yes. You can fit these half boxes. They're. They're not shaped the same

the same as the wheelie bags of course right so it creates a whole game of Tetris that no one prepared for what about a wheelie hat box this is what I'm talking about the Jews need to come to us yes

you need the the hat box people yeah yeah yeah you need to create a hat box that is the shape of something that goes in the overhead yep not a hat I can see Cuban going on that the heart where the bizarre

this is a this is where you fly out yeah the Israeli airport is just one big market yeah

oh oh really hot boxes I got you really hot boxes this is how they get on the plane you're sitting there and you're like okay I gotta get on

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