You can’t take the money with ya
Sorry We're Cyrus
Brandi and Tish Cyrus
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 22 June 2023
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
Tish is free as a bird flying high and Brandi is cranky and exhausted as can be, which makes for, well... just another episode of Sorry We’re Stoned. Tish had a great night hanging with Brandi’s friends, enjoying some quality time before their big trip to Italy! Tish wants everyone to know that her cranky daughter's potty mouth did not come from her. In fact, the cranky didn’t come from her either. Tish is a ray of sunshine unless a person of authority is telling her what to do. Your hosts talk about the overstock struggles that come with auto-shipments, making a cat tree look chic (spoiler alert: not possible) and dealing with narcissists. Brandi is barely holding on to this ship and suggests Dom take the wheel next week, so you’ll just have to stay tuned to see who’s on the mic…
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| 0:00.0 | Hey y'all, I'm Brandy Cyrus. Wait, are we live? And that's my mom, Tish. |
| 0:13.0 | Sorry, she's stoned. |
| 0:19.6 | Are we ready to get? Are we ready to get... |
| 0:23.6 | Are we ready to what? |
| 0:27.4 | Get this party started. |
| 0:29.5 | Honey, I have been sitting here waiting for you to get your fucking computer to work for a solid 20 minutes. |
| 0:36.1 | It's not my fault. Google Chrome made me update. I don't know. |
| 0:39.9 | I'm thinking that it is. Okay. So, Stoners, Brandy's cranky. I don't know why, but... I'm sorry. |
| 0:48.3 | You don't know why. I've played four shows in the past week. I've barely slept. I've slept all the way to |
| 0:53.4 | Los Angeles, working my |
| 0:55.1 | freaking ass off. I have not one photo shoot tomorrow, but another one on Wednesday. And then I'm |
| 0:59.8 | flying halfway across the world to hang out with your ass in Europe. What do you mean? You don't |
| 1:05.4 | know why I'm cranky. I'm so tired. She's cranky. We had the best night. |
| 1:11.5 | We had a great time. |
| 1:12.4 | But now I need you to get with it. |
| 1:13.9 | I need you to tell the stoners. |
| 1:15.6 | I'm not even on my microphone. |
| 1:18.3 | Are you there? |
| 1:19.3 | You scare me. |
| 1:20.9 | Honestly, I love this line. |
| 1:25.1 | Mom, what is wrong with you? |
| 1:27.9 | Wait, are you on the Pamelo? |
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