You Can't Pick Your Family... | Reading Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 8 February 2025
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0:00 Intro
1:14 I purchase my sister's OF content https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1i7yj4n/i_purchase_all_of_my_sisters_of_content_am_i_wrong/
10:20 I cancelled the monthly family dinner https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1esxi7v/aita_for_telling_my_family_no_more_to_monthly/
23:19 My sister named her kid the same name as my dog https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1i1wo6x/aita_for_refusing_to_demote_my_dog_after_my/
30:46 I took pictures at a family wedding https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1dpzsyn/aita_for_doing_a_half_ass_job_taking_family/
37:59 My in-laws have a problem with my guest bedroom https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1hxg6f8/aitah_for_having_two_twin_beds_in_my_guest_room/
43:49 AITA for taking my daughter to Disneyland https://www.rareddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/15wh54l/aita_for_taking_my_daughter_to_disneyland/
59:12 Need a fake kid to piss off my wife https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1i06kiv/need_a_fake_kid_to_piss_off_my_wife/
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, welcome to Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today's theme is family. Notorious for being extremely chill. |
| 0:09.0 | Yeah. Zero issues. Right. Family. Yeah. |
| 0:12.0 | Joining me are two people who I consider family. Angela and Chance. |
| 0:16.4 | Oh. Okay, what family member would I be to you? |
| 0:20.2 | Ooh, that's tough. |
| 0:37.7 | We're both your cousins. I'd have to think about it. Yeah, cousins. You're obsessed with cousins. No, I'm not. I just know that's the energy. I think the energy that we have oftentimes is like cousin energy. Yeah. I think that's fair to say. Sorry that I yelled at you about the cousin. It's okay. It's family. It's family. |
| 0:38.3 | But you're right. |
| 0:39.5 | It's like a It's family. |
| 0:37.9 | But you're right, it's like a chill subject, like across all cultures and say, yeah, chill, chill, chill, I'd say. No expectations. Yeah, I'd say this is going to be a really lighthearted, we'll probably, like, I probably won't have really much to say. Yeah. Time code on this is probably going to be like 15 minutes. We're good. |
| 0:53.2 | Don't worry about it. |
| 0:54.2 | I've never met an overbearing family member. |
| 0:56.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:57.0 | Most people I meet, I'm like, hey, Time code on this is probably going to be like 15 minutes. Yeah, literally. Don't worry about it. |
| 1:12.0 | I've never met an overbearing family member. Yeah. Most people I meet, I'm like, hey, what's your family like? And they're like really good. Boring. Next question? We all talk. Yeah. We're all in communication. Also, like family like trees now, they're so crazy. They're so disjointed. Are you seeing these trees? Okay. |
| 1:13.0 | Shall we get into these? |
| 1:14.0 | Yeah. trees now, they're so crazy. They're so disjointed. Are you seeing these trees? |
| 1:11.6 | Okay. |
| 1:13.0 | Shall we get into these? |
| 1:14.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:14.4 | Our first story was posted |
| 1:15.5 | less than 24 hours ago. |
| 1:17.0 | No! |
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