All right, welcome back, players, players, dudes, doodets, and anything in between.

This is the March version of Patreon, random surprise, you never know what we're going

to do.

In fact, we don't even know what we're going to do, we just go with what strikes us

at the time.

And in this one, Murph doesn't even know what we're going to do, so I'm going to surprise

him with a lot of things.

Aren't I?

Oh, yeah.

So hang in there with me, everybody, I'm not sure which way this is going to go today.

Hey, hey, well, look, it's going to be fun.

So what I told him, just the only tease I told him, I said, I have a collection of stories

here of weird headlines.

I started scanning stuff and I started seeing these weird stories, so I started searching

for weird, and these are all crime related.

So some of them are very topical, some of them actually just happened a few days ago, and

then some of them happened quite a while ago.

But there's a couple that happened within the last couple of weeks that are just going

to be funny.

So let me tee this first one up, Steve.

And before we do that, we got to tell, right, what do we forget?

We don't want to forget to do this.

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