You Can’t Have That Dog

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The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

Comedy

4.5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2025

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Big Al almost got a new dog, and Part-Time Justin waited for 2 hours to be seated at a restaurant. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning.
0:00.7	It's morning?
0:01.3	I love girl stuff.
0:02.6	I just had my first colonoscopy.
0:04.3	You give her wet butt.
0:08.4	Good morning to you.
0:09.7	And good morning to you.
0:11.0	Right.
0:11.4	So that's like you get what you get?
0:13.8	Yeah.
0:14.2	Am I crazy for one in a clean booty all the time?
0:20.0	Well, you know what they say?
0:21.5	You can feel any way you want.
0:23.5	Keep your mouth shut.
0:25.4	Nobody says that.
0:26.6	I'm going to do like Eddie Murphy and coming to America.
0:28.8	Wipers?
0:29.8	Wipers.
0:30.6	The Royal is clean, your highness.
0:34.2	It's showtime.
0:35.9	The Kidcratic Morning Show starts now.
0:38.5	In a way we go.
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