Something you can say while babysitting and when the Viagher wears off.

This isn't fun anymore.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Oh, you want me to actually kick it off?

No, no, no.

What's up, bitches? Yeah, go for it. It's Brittany Brave, the new guest host of two girls, one blunt. I'm going to introduce you to two people you may recognize, but maybe you got too high and you forgot their faces, Emily and Jamie. Woo! The crowd goes wild. We're all mad. We're very excited to have our have our girl Britney Brave back on. This is round two. Round two. Round motherfucking two. We're excited. We're leading into Laughboston on October 8th in Boston, Massachusetts. Miss Brittany Brave headlining. We're going to be opening with Bailey Rhymes it's going to be a sick fucking show

make sure you buy your tickets now link will be down below your cat has a great butthole

this one is a good but hole but the other ones have some some questionable ones really

like bears is so big and the other day he was walking around and it was gaping yeah what are you

doing when I'm not home like what's happening like I knew you were doing gay shit bear.

His butthole was winking at me.

I was like, are you flirting right now?

What's going on?

I was not a kegel.

Like what's happening?

I had a guy asked me to make my butthole wink for him.

I could do that.

I'm doing it right now and it's moving.

I'm making my pussy wing. Can I get my asshole involved too? Well, I feel like the pussy moves when you do the butthole. Yeah. The pussy moves when you do the bottle. I'm feeling everything clenched around my tampon. Yeah, it's kind of part to separate those two. Do you actually do kegles? Because sometimes I don't. I, you know what? Ever since I've been watching your comedy, I like sometimes during the day I day, I think of you, and I'm like, I have to do a keegle. And I do it. And I'm like, you know, it was a TED talk. I'm, you know, it was a TED talk, but it was also, you know, it was teaching me something about my body. It's okay. I'm doing kegles right now. Thank you so much. All I know is when there's a dick inside me, I squeeze that shit with my pussy. Like I say hello. I'll look at them in the eyes and then I like squeeze it. Yeah. And they feel it. So I think I'm doing pretty well. I can write their name out with my pussy, bro. Oh, yeah. I'm going around world like SpongeBob up in that bitch. They say to, like, read the ABCs when you're eating pussy. Like, I spell his name out with my pussy. Yeah. I feel like doing a kegel while a guy's inside you is the equivalent of when they, like, deep throat without your permission, it's a power move. Yeah. Like when they like shove it down and you're like, I guess I just have to take this like a man and then or a woman or I don't know. But I feel like when you're like fucking and you purposely lock it up, that's like our version of like, I got you bitch. So you know what's underrated? Yep. And then you add the choking. When men do the dick up.

I love when men do a dick up inside of you. I think that's the equivalent to a kegle. What is that? I think I've had it. Literally, they can flex the muscle inside of your dick so it goes up against your G-spot. And that's what always gets me to come is when they do the male kegels, bro. I would like to address every man I've ever had sexual intercourse with and ask why haven't you done this?

Because I don't think I've ever experienced that. And I would like to say thank you to every man I've ever had sex with because they've all done that. I appreciate you. Me too. When you were talking, I was just like, yes, yes. It's the best. It is so hot. And I'm like, and they'll, sometimes they do it when you're spooning and then they move their dick and they hit you with it. And I'm like, you're talking to like, you're communicating without communicating. It's a language. It's a love language. It's nonverbal communication. Tap one for yes and type twice for no. That's amazing. I guess maybe they probably have done it. Maybe I was just in such ecstasy.

I didn't realize it.

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