You Can’t Find A Date Because You’re Missing The Point

U Up?

Betches

Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Fall is officially days away, and J&J are predicting a shady season ahead. They take a trip to Plug City before reminding single listeners what the goal for meeting IRL should be. The first email retells a bad date, wondering when and how she could’ve left early. The Awkward Sexual Encounter is full of sweat. Then, a listener needs tips on how to tell her husband he’s a bad kisser after 7 years of marriage. Is it too late for her, or can she teach him how to improve? The episode ends with a new game of “Red Flag, Green Flag, or Gold Flag,” in anticipation of the Golden Bachelor on ABC. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is sponsored by ABC's Golden Bachelor.
0:02.5	This fall, ABC's first-ever Golden Bachelor is showing everyone
0:05.7	that you're never too old to find love again.
0:09.2	72-year-old Indiana grandfather Gary Turner
0:12.2	is embarking on a journey to find his person.
0:14.6	From Pickable Matches to Writing's ATV,
0:16.2	Gary's got a whole lot to offer
0:18.0	and is ready to find the next love of his life.
0:20.1	For the first time in Bachelor Nation history,
0:21.8	our leading man will be dating 22 women.
0:24.4	All 60 plus years of age, the Golden Bachelor
0:27.0	is the feel-good show we've been waiting for.
0:29.6	But that doesn't mean there won't be drama.
0:32.2	Watch the series premiere of the Golden Bachelor,
0:34.2	Thursday, September 28th at 8-7 Central on ABC
0:37.0	and stream on Hulu.
0:38.3	[♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
0:40.8	Hello and welcome back to you up.
0:43.0	I'm Jordana Abraham.
0:44.1	And I am Jared Frieda, the so good of back here
0:46.1	with you, Jordana.
0:47.0	How are you?
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